fortqueenmean commented on Xanax vs. Klonopin: The Verdict

"Klonopin helps my tremors."

fortqueenmean commented on Love Your Life? Lose Your Job

"@fortqueenmean: Oh, I forgot about the camera being shoved down my nose, too."

fortqueenmean commented on Love Your Life? Lose Your Job

"I can top all of your asses (and that not just figuratively)."

fortqueenmean commented on Oprah Weeps For Teary Nation

"@pantsonfireliarliar: it could have been some Fox staff taking a leak from the top of the Marriott."

fortqueenmean commented on Changed America Still Hates the Gays

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: so let me get this 'straight'-a sect with a polygamist and persecuted history returns the favor to same-sex marriage equality? Classy."

fortqueenmean commented on Changed America Still Hates the Gays

"@llamalash: Unfortunately not."

fortqueenmean commented on Happy Birthday, You're Fired!

"@JinxyMcDeath: these are not good days to wallow in it."

fortqueenmean commented on Bareback Brownshirts! Fey Fascist Loved Fallen Leader

"Oh Mary-the men in suits next to you are not pleased with your going on and on about your love of their now former party leader."

fortqueenmean commented on Madonna's Guy Diss Caught On Film

"All I can say is thank f*ck-the English Countryside is safe again!"

fortqueenmean commented on Ads Are The New Subway Graffiti

"Hell-why don't they take it one step further and hire some Broadway dancers for live interpretations of Warriors Meet The West Side Story!"